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The Patriris Conundrum

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The Coach and Cole Sauer in a futuristic junkyard planet looking for parts to build a teleportation device. So they can use it to go to a resort Planet Called Evaluce. The Coach said,” Cole Sauer, I swear sweetie once we get to Evaluce we are going to have a great time.” Cole Sauer noticed a glowy, metallic, and beeping device. He asked him,” Uhh Coach, what is that device very close to Us?” The Coach turned to see what Cole Sauer was talking about. The Coach used his Sonic Pointer to check out what it was. He says,” Cole, Don't panic!?!?” Cole Sauer said,” Babes, I know that cliche. Usually that means panic.” The Coach said,” Well sweetie.” The results of his scan come back to the Sonic Pointer and he continued,” A Sonic bomb. I know What I said Cole.” The bomb goes off. Waking up in a hospital ship called The USS Patriris. The Coach spoke in gallifreyan (a mystical lyrical language) while unconscious. Cole Sauer was already up and healed up from the work done, watched The Coach a...

62-62

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The Coach was talking about his family with a Time Lord called The Referee saying,” The reason why things from different film franchises have been popping up in this universe. Is because I messed with the laws of Time and as a consequence things from different universes died to come back to life in this universe.” Cole Sauer asked,” So why did you do it then?” The Coach replied,” Have you ever been so in love with someone that you would do whatever it takes to get them back after….” Cole Sauer said,” Well after I caught my wife cheating on me in 2017 and after the divorce. I hung around the places we used to go. Coach, do you know how I survived that? I took a job at Sunnyside camp and I looked after the young adults that were attending the camp. Cassy would stop by with her new man Anton. I didn't let it phase me, I focused on the work I was doing at the camp. And do you know what has happened since, Coach?, I met you Babes.” The Coach piloting his TARDIS to a random destination a...

Maryland Mayhem

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The Doctor after Regenerating into the face of former companion Rose Tyler and saying her first words,”Oh, Hello.” Tried to pilot the TARDIS and then it started crashing. She sent out for help and sent out the psychic cube before crashing landing in Maryland. The Coach and Cole Sauer had just finished having immense pleasure, and heard a knock on The Coach's TARDIS door. Cole Sauer said,” Babes, can you see who's knocking on the ship's door?” The Coach said,” Yeah sweetie, I'm going to go see what it can be.” Walking through the console room and opened the door. The Doctor's psychic cube entered and rested in His hand. Cole Sauer asked,” A cube, how odd?” The Coach responded to Cole Sauer by saying,” This is not a simple cube Cole.” He pointed to the glowing cube and continued,” This is a Time Lord's cry for help Sweetie.” Cole Sauer said,” Okay, so is it someone you know?” The Coach said,” The Doctor, an old academy friend that I stay in touch with.” He piloted...

Serpent's in Atlanta

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In 2012 Mark Rompkin in Atlanta Georgia he was feeling down and drained then he felt something enter his head. The Mara , having found a new host, chuckled,”Ah Ha ha ah ha ah.” Mark Rompkin was then transformed into a gigantic snake. The Mara then took control of local wildlife. The Coach and Cole Sauer were going to a Adam Lambert Concert just after he came out of the closet. The Coach said,” Cole, have you noticed the animals here in Atlanta are acting strange?” Cole Sauer asked,” Well it is the year 2012 in May on the 4th? So yeah it's strange as all get out.” The Coach looked at a headline and read it aloud,”Adam Lambert cancels concert plans in wake of strange animal activity.” He said,” That didn't happen.” Cole Sauer said,” Yeah, this is way off.” The Coach asked,” So what is going wrong?” The Coach felt a presence. Cole Sauer said,” Babes, you don't have that look on your face unless you have a thought going. What are you thinking about?” The Coach said,” Sweetie, I...

Martian Sand

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The Coach and Cole Sauer were vacationing on Mars in the 18th century. The Coach said,” Cole Sauer, Are you having fun here on Mars?” Cole Sauer said,” Well,Coach you could say we're the best of times. I'm glad you and me are together.” The Coach said,” I told you nothing beats the feel of Martin red sand.” Cole Sauer said,” I know one thing that does.” The Coach smiled and said,”Oh shut up.” Cole Sauer said,” That's how good you are.” The Coach noticed that something was off. He uses his new sonic pointer to fix a radio station. Cole Sauer hearing the t.a.r.d.i.s radio playing a really good American country song. He asked,” is that you're t.a.r.d.i.s radio playing ‘Doin My thing' by Luke Bryan?” The Coach said,” 52nd century edition. It's considered a traditional Earth party song.” Cole Sauer asked The Coach,”Okay now are you just teasing?” The Coach replied,” It's factual and a tease, Cole.” After that vacation The Coach and Cole Sauer had a night of fun i...

Arrival

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The Coach and Cole Sauer spent a year and a half for his t.a.r.d.i.s to return. Cole Sauer said,”Hey, Coach, how much longer do we have to wait on your ship?” The Coach asked,”Cole Sauer, are you saying that you want to travel with me?” Cole Sauer asked,” Well, I would like to see what life is like as a traveler in space and time.” The Coach and Cole Sauer flirted a little bit with each other from time to time. From the rest of 2019, and all of 2020. The two once even kissed on New years Eve of 2021. The Coach and Cole Sauer enjoyed this embrace. His t.a.r.d.i.s appeared and materialized right after they've finished expressing their feelings towards each other. Going inside after seeing that the exterior wasn't that much different. Cole Sauer was the first to speak upon seeing the new interior saying,” Oh, WOW. It's bigger on the inside.” The Coach said,” Yeah, Welcome Cole Sauer to my t.a.r.d.i.s , Is there anything you need before we take off?” Cole Sauer said,” You Coach...