Martian Sand

The Coach and Cole Sauer were vacationing on Mars in the 18th century. The Coach said,” Cole Sauer, Are you having fun here on Mars?” Cole Sauer said,” Well,Coach you could say we're the best of times. I'm glad you and me are together.” The Coach said,” I told you nothing beats the feel of Martin red sand.” Cole Sauer said,” I know one thing that does.” The Coach smiled and said,”Oh shut up.” Cole Sauer said,” That's how good you are.” The Coach noticed that something was off. He uses his new sonic pointer to fix a radio station. Cole Sauer hearing the t.a.r.d.i.s radio playing a really good American country song. He asked,” is that you're t.a.r.d.i.s radio playing ‘Doin My thing' by Luke Bryan?” The Coach said,” 52nd century edition. It's considered a traditional Earth party song.” Cole Sauer asked The Coach,”Okay now are you just teasing?” The Coach replied,” It's factual and a tease, Cole.” After that vacation The Coach and Cole Sauer had a night of fun in more ways than one.